I just farted...
piratehooker: inkedskinandgin: I have to reblog this so Matt can. :O
piratehooker asked: What are three songs you've heard today?
piratehooker asked: What are your natural talents?
piratehooker asked: Public displays of affection? Yes or no?
piratehooker asked: Do you believe in soulmates? Karma? Destiny?
❒Single ❒Taken ✔Cats
aworldwithoutgreed: ididnottorturethechicken: no but really, i’m currently sharing a bed with 2 cats.
I'm cheating right now.
Bacon, I love you baby. Take me back.
Why do you say 'ask anything' and then laugh at...
titsrainbowsandbonghits: LOL dude. ask me a REAL question. ahaha shiiit This guy is pretty spot on.
piratehooker: greatfaithinfools: gpoy too tired to function edition I love this woman I want her to make me a sammich.
I want a barbecue chicken sandwich, but Ame said no. :(
piratehooker asked: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lin7lv5DUk1qb2o8i.gif